13 February 2007

Valentine's Gift Ideas, Vol. 3: Stretching the Theme

UPDATE: Apparently, the BBC has taken down the clip I posted. So, I've replaced the old YouTube link with a new one.

Okay, so strictly speaking, this is not a gift idea. But my girlfriend is from Alabama. So, um, do something for your teddy bear holding a heart that shows your appreciation for their heritage. For instance, if your valentine is an eagle, write a pretty song for them. If, like Elizabeth, they're from Alabama, paint "NASCAR Sucks" on your car and drive across Alabama. Like this:



p.s. I love it when people over-reinforce stereotypes. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go shoot some hoops in the barn and then make sure the corn is ready for plantin'.

No, I love you more.

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