It's been a while since I've made my presence here known. So, here goes:

Ice Capades. Based on Super Mario Brothers. (Although, due to the deeply creepy look in Luigi's eyes, along with the overwhelming ease with which they off their enemies, I think I'm rooting for Bowser, who actually takes time to put in a decent performance.)

Also, it stars both Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano, though neither really seems to be quite feeling their parts.