Spring Break ASS

Ladies and Gentlemen!!

Announcing . . . Spring Break ASS, hosted by the Blooms on March 29th at 7:00 pm.

We will be DRINKING mai-tais, margaritas and other appropriate spring-breaky concoctions. We will be WEARING appropriate spring break attire, such as bikinis (over the clothes if you like - but hey, do what you feel), tank tops, shorts, beads, leis and whatnot. We will be WATCHING some stupid spring break movie, to be determined. We will be EATING junk food . . . just enough to keep us from passing out from all the drunkenness (feigned or otherwise). We will be DOING the conga, the limbo, drinking games and hinting at anonymous fornication in various rooms of the house.

As usual, feel free to bring alcohol (rum, especially), mixers, food or money to donate to the cause. We will be looking forward to consuming whatever it is you bring, as well as your congenial presence.

Please repond to this e-mail to RSVP (like we're really that formal, ever) or to get directions if you have not been or can't seem to remember how you got here last time. Significant or even less-than-significant others are, of course, welcome.

-Matt and Amber

P.S. Booyah.