02 November 2006

rums-feld (rumz' feld) v. . . .

-felds, -feld-ed, -feld-ing
[[< Orig. rums-, off the ass, + -feld, drunk]]

1) to attempt to enforce one's ideals upon another person, people group or government through prolonged physical, military or oratory force
2) to speak for a long period of time while including very little discernable, logical content
3) to appear excessively angry; scowl; to allow one's face to droop
4) to speak and act without regard for logic, evidence, public opinion, propriety, decency, morality, ethics, competency, personal responsibility, humility, accountability, equity, courtesy, consistency, authenticity, or law
5) to achieve the appearance of morality through arbitrary action (i.e. They praised Donal's rumsfeld when he lopped off the statues' penises and put them in a bucket.)

- adj. (-feld-ish, -feld-able) audacious, ugly, rude
-adv. (-feld-ly) a manner consistent with rumsfelding
-n. (-feld-er) one who acts in a rumsfedly manner; ( -feld-ment) a rumsfeldly action or statement

1 comment:

abby said...

well done! this definition is more fun than a bucket of dicks!