21 November 2006

Don't feed the dolphins, Robert. They'll poke holes in your boat.

I've wanted a pet rabbit for a long time. When I get one, I will call him "Rocket." I will train Rocket to use the litterbox and to use a leash. Rocket and I will go on walks just to taunt neighborhood dogs.

The liberal in me has just had my bunny-lovin' nature confirmed. No further comments:

1 comment:

Matthew Trisler said...

the rhyme of shark/mark was pretty great too.